Modern life

Top 10 signs that you have had too much of the 90's

10. Cleaning up the fast-food bags out of the back of your car.
9. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that thay do not have a-mail addressrs.
8. Your grocery list has been on your refrigirator so long some of the products don't even exist any more.
7. You get all exited when it's Saturday and you can wear sweats to work.
6. You find you really need Power-Point to explain what you do for a living.
5. You normally eat out of vending machines and at thee most expensive testaurant in town in the same week.
4. You think that 'planning to plan an action plan' is an acceptable English Phrase.
3. You know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your neighbours.
2. You think Einstein would have been more effective if he had put his ideas into a matrix.
And 1. You get most of your jokes in e-mail instead of in person.