Our Linux that art on our harddisk,
blessed is thy System.
Thy Kernel come; Thy Cron be run,
on our Servers as it is on others.
Give us this day our daily Shell;
and forgive us our Windows,
as we forgive the Windows of others,
and lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us from .NET.
For Thine art all the Servers
and Computational Power
and Rackspace into eternity.